Save our brothers!

The graph below was created by none other than Bobby Henderson. The below texts is taken from the site of the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. It proves that as the temperature rose, the pirates died. Such a sad topic...

"You may be interested to know that global warming, earthquakes, hurricanes, and other natural disasters are a direct effect of the shrinking numbers of Pirates since the 1800s. For your interest, I have included a graph of the approximate number of pirates versus the average global temperature over the last 200 years. As you can see, there is a statistically significant inverse relationship between pirates and global temperature." -Bobby Henderson.

Please, fellow lovers of Pirates, visit this (http://www.vengaza.org) site. Our brothers and sisters need our help in this. Breeding pirates is the answer! We MUST breed them in captivity! Take action!

In the words of our fellow Pirate-saver; Carol Rupe:

"I was wondering if we could reverse the effects of global warming if we started breeding pirates."

We will do it Carol, together we can bring them back to this world for our chilren, our childrens' chilren, our childrens' childrens' children, our childrens' childrens' childrens' children, and so on!